So I have this thingy up on this week’s issue of the Escapist. My brother’s response to it:
3:59 AM – Spiderous Infection: Oh, if you’re planning on coming over for Christmas dinner, take note that mom changed the locks. We now have sliding puzzles.
4:00 AM – Spiderous Infection: (except for your old room. To get in, you’ll have to search the garden for several obscure pictured coins)
In other words, I get to starve this Christmas. Yay!