Hell is sliding puzzles.

I got this picture off a website of Christian poetry about how you really don't want to end up in hell. At this point I've encountered too many sliding puzzles in games - and read the word 'puzzle' so many times - that I'll believe in anything if it means an escape from sliding puzzle hell.

So I have this thingy up on this week’s issue of the Escapist. My brother’s response to it:

3:59 AM – Spiderous Infection: Oh, if you’re planning on coming over for Christmas dinner, take note that mom changed the locks. We now have sliding puzzles.
4:00 AM – Spiderous Infection: (except for your old room. To get in, you’ll have to search the garden for several obscure pictured coins)

In other words, I get to starve this Christmas. Yay!

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2 thoughts on “Hell is sliding puzzles.

  1. I’ve been following your site for a little while now (after finding your article on The Escapist), and I know this is really delayed, but this entry just cracks me up.

    Looking forward to more of your writing. This has become a regular link for me to visit now. :)

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